Knotty and Board Signature
Classy as F*ck Spoon
Create a home you are proud to host in
Stir with Intention
Because every kitchen deserves a little attitude. The Classy as F*ck Spoon is the perfect blend of function and irreverence — a fully usable spoon with a message that says exactly what you're thinking. Whether you're stirring your morning coffee or your evening cocktail, this spoon brings the energy.
Give it as a gift, keep it for yourself, or leave it out on the counter for maximum effect.
Product Details
Style: Novelty spoon
Material: Metal
Weight: approx. 0.1 lbs
Perfect for: coffee, cocktails, cooking, and making a statement
Great gift for: anyone with a sense of humor, birthdays, white elephant exchanges, stocking stuffers, and the classiest person you know
Why Knotty and Board
What makes our home decor and furniture different
Signature Selection
Our rigorous five-step vetting process filters out the generic to bring you only the most distinctive pieces.
Bench-Made Quality
We source durable, high-grade upholstery crafted right here in North Carolina for superior longevity.
Professional Guidance
Our team provides the design expertise you need to anticipate needs and build a cohesive home.
Lasting Style
Focusing on timeless silhouettes rather than fleeting trends ensures your home stays stylish for years.
Achieve a Pinterest-perfect home hand-selected effortlessly with gorgeous decor & our custom North Carolina upholstery.
What customers say
Real home decor and furniture owners.
I’ve found just the right dining room table decor, the perfect floor lamp, and my favorite picture frames there.
Best interior store we have seen in a while. Just the style we were looking for.
They have a range of home goods and gifts (some at very affordable prices!)
How we work.
We vet North Carolina manufacturers to source bench-made upholstery and unique accents. Our team hand-selects every piece, ensuring it meets high standards for durability and style before it reaches your door.
We only buy real wood furniture (hence our name) to ensure a quality you can trust.Why Knotty and Board
Why choose home decor and furniture.
| Knotty and Board | Big Box | |
|---|---|---|
| Signature Selection | ||
| Bench-Made Quality | ||
| Professional Guidance | ||
| Lasting Style | ||
| Free shipping | $150 | |
| Money-back guarantee | Returns for store credit on eligible it… |
| Knotty and Board | Big Box | |
|---|---|---|
| Signature Selection | ||
| Bench-Made Quality | ||
| Professional Guidance | ||
| Lasting Style | ||
| Free shipping | $150 | |
| Money-back guarantee | Returns for store credit on eligible it… |
The home you have always envisioned
Imagine a living area where every texture and frame feels intentional. You deserve a polished environment that reflects your refined taste without the headache of endless searching.
Questions, answered.
We accept returns for store credit on eligible items within 14 days of purchase, provided they are in original, unused condition.
Orders over $150 ship for free. We prioritize safe, efficient handling to ensure your decor and gifts arrives ready for your space. We will ship within 2 business days so you will receive your product quickly. Furniture is excluded from free shipping.
We source high-grade, durable upholstery from North Carolina manufacturers and vetted vendors known for superior craftsmanship and lasting reliability.
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Our team offers expert design insights to help you select pieces that work harmoniously within your existing home layout.