Knotty and Board Signature
Flame On Main Funny Line - Be Nicer 7.5oz
Create a home you are proud to host in
The Self-Care Talk You Actually Need.
Forget the gentle affirmations. Sometimes the most loving thing someone can say is exactly this. The Be Nicer to Yourself You Dumb B*tch candle is for anyone who holds it together for everyone else but forgets to extend that same grace to themselves.
Light it during your next spiral, your Sunday reset, or whenever you need a blunt reminder that you deserve better — from yourself most of all.
Small batch and hand poured in Lake Norman, NC — because you deserve something made with care.
Scent Profile
Bergamot | Lavender | Vanilla | Amber | Sandalwood | Musk
Product Details
- Scent: Moroccan Cashmere
- Net Weight: 7.5 oz
- Material: Premium scented soy wax blend
- Wick: Wood
- Vessel: Reusable glass jar
- Approx. Weight: 7.5 oz / 0.47 lbs
- Estimated Burn Time: Approx. 40–45 hours
Candle Care Tips
- Trim the wick to ¼ inch before each burn
- Allow the wax to melt to the edges on the first burn to prevent tunneling
- Never leave a burning candle unattended
- Keep away from drafts, children, and pets
Perfect For
- Self-care rituals, bathroom decor, Sunday resets, and anyone who needs to hear it straight
- Bedrooms, bathrooms, and anywhere you go to decompress and reset
- Gifting — your most self-critical friend, therapy graduates, burnout survivors, birthdays, Galentine's Day, and anyone who gives everyone else grace but themselves
Part of the Funny Line — candles that say what you're thinking, smell like something worth talking about, and make the best gifts in the room.
Why Knotty and Board
What makes home decor and furniture different
Signature Selection
Our rigorous five-step vetting process filters out the generic to bring you only the most distinctive pieces.
Bench-Made Quality
We source durable, high-grade upholstery crafted right here in North Carolina for superior longevity.
Professional Guidance
Our team provides the design expertise you need to anticipate needs and build a cohesive home.
Lasting Style
Focusing on timeless silhouettes rather than fleeting trends ensures your home stays stylish for years.
Achieve a Pinterest-perfect home effortlessly with distinctly curated furniture and decor pieces
What customers say
Real home decor and furniture owners.
I’ve found just the right dining room table decor, the perfect floor lamp, and my favorite picture frames there.
Best interior store we have seen in a while. Just the style we were looking for.
They have a range of home goods and gifts (some at very affordable prices!)
How it works.
We vet North Carolina manufacturers to source bench-made upholstery and unique accents. Our team hand-selects every piece, ensuring it meets high standards for durability and style before it reaches your door.
Why Knotty and Board
Why choose home decor and furniture.
| Knotty and Board | Others | |
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| Signature Selection | ||
| Bench-Made Quality | ||
| Professional Guidance | ||
| Lasting Style | ||
| Free shipping | $150 | |
| Money-back guarantee | Returns for store credit on eligible it… |
| Knotty and Board | Others | |
|---|---|---|
| Signature Selection | ||
| Bench-Made Quality | ||
| Professional Guidance | ||
| Lasting Style | ||
| Free shipping | $150 | |
| Money-back guarantee | Returns for store credit on eligible it… |
The home you have always envisioned
Imagine a living area where every texture and frame feels intentional. You deserve a polished environment that reflects your refined taste without the headache of endless searching.
Questions, answered.
We accept returns for store credit on eligible items within 5 days of purchase, provided they are in original, unused condition.
Orders over $150 ship for free. We prioritize safe, efficient handling to ensure your furniture arrives ready for your space.
We source high-grade, durable pieces from North Carolina manufacturers and vetted vendors known for superior craftsmanship and lasting reliability.
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Our team offers expert design insights to help you select pieces that work harmoniously within your existing home layout.