Knotty and Board Signature
Flame on Main Funny Line F This F That
Create a home you are proud to host in
For the Days When You're Just Done.
Some days, you don't need a scented candle with a poetic name. Some days, you just need to light something, take a breath, and let the fragrance do the talking. F This F That is that candle.
Bold, unapologetic, and genuinely great-smelling, this candle is made for the moments when you've had enough — and you deserve something that gets it. Light it after a long day, gift it to your most relatable friend, or keep it on your desk as a daily reminder that you're handling it.
Small batch and hand poured in Lake Norman, NC — because even on the worst days, you deserve something made with care.
Scent Profile
Rosemary | Sage | Cedar | Eucalyptus | Pine
Product Details
- Scent: Rosemary Sage
- Material: Premium scented soy wax blend
- Wick: Wood
- Vessel: Reusable glass jar
- Approx. Weight: 8 oz / 0.50 lbs
- Estimated Burn Time: Approx. 45–55 hours
Candle Care Tips
- Trim the wick to ¼ inch before each burn
- Allow the wax to melt to the edges on the first burn to prevent tunneling
- Never leave a burning candle unattended
- Keep away from drafts, children, and pets
Perfect For
- Anyone who's had one of those days — or weeks — or years
- Home offices, living rooms, and anywhere you need a little attitude with your ambiance
- Gifting — the most relatable gift for birthdays, work friends, stress relief bundles, and anyone who appreciates a candle with a sense of humor
Part of the Funny Line — candles that say what you're thinking, so you don't have to.
Why Knotty and Board
What makes home decor and furniture different
Signature Selection
Our rigorous five-step vetting process filters out the generic to bring you only the most distinctive pieces.
Bench-Made Quality
We source durable, high-grade upholstery crafted right here in North Carolina for superior longevity.
Professional Guidance
Our team provides the design expertise you need to anticipate needs and build a cohesive home.
Lasting Style
Focusing on timeless silhouettes rather than fleeting trends ensures your home stays stylish for years.
Achieve a Pinterest-perfect home effortlessly with distinctly curated furniture and decor pieces
What customers say
Real home decor and furniture owners.
I’ve found just the right dining room table decor, the perfect floor lamp, and my favorite picture frames there.
Best interior store we have seen in a while. Just the style we were looking for.
They have a range of home goods and gifts (some at very affordable prices!)
How it works.
We vet North Carolina manufacturers to source bench-made upholstery and unique accents. Our team hand-selects every piece, ensuring it meets high standards for durability and style before it reaches your door.
Why Knotty and Board
Why choose home decor and furniture.
| Knotty and Board | Others | |
|---|---|---|
| Signature Selection | ||
| Bench-Made Quality | ||
| Professional Guidance | ||
| Lasting Style | ||
| Free shipping | $150 | |
| Money-back guarantee | Returns for store credit on eligible it… |
| Knotty and Board | Others | |
|---|---|---|
| Signature Selection | ||
| Bench-Made Quality | ||
| Professional Guidance | ||
| Lasting Style | ||
| Free shipping | $150 | |
| Money-back guarantee | Returns for store credit on eligible it… |
The home you have always envisioned
Imagine a living area where every texture and frame feels intentional. You deserve a polished environment that reflects your refined taste without the headache of endless searching.
Questions, answered.
We accept returns for store credit on eligible items within 5 days of purchase, provided they are in original, unused condition.
Orders over $150 ship for free. We prioritize safe, efficient handling to ensure your furniture arrives ready for your space.
We source high-grade, durable pieces from North Carolina manufacturers and vetted vendors known for superior craftsmanship and lasting reliability.
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Our team offers expert design insights to help you select pieces that work harmoniously within your existing home layout.