Knotty and Board Signature

Flame On Main Funny Line - The Plot 7.5oz

$27.50

Create a home you are proud to host in

Because Sometimes You Just Do It for the Plot.

No regrets. No explanations. You made the choice, you're living the story, and honestly? It's going great. The Doing It for the Plot candle is for the people who say yes first and figure out the details later — the ones who make life more interesting just by showing up.

Light it before a spontaneous night out. Light it while you're recapping the chaos with your best friend. Light it any time you need a reminder that the best stories come from the moments you didn't plan.

Small batch and hand poured in Lake Norman, NC — because even the best plots need a great atmosphere.

Scent Profile

Bergamot | Sea Salt | Peony | Juniper | Marine | Musk

Product Details

  • Scent: Coastal Cottage
  • Net Weight: 7.5 oz
  • Material: Premium scented soy wax blend
  • Wick: Wood
  • Vessel: Reusable glass jar
  • Approx. Weight: 7.5 oz / 0.47 lbs
  • Estimated Burn Time: Approx. 40–50 hours

Candle Care Tips

  • Trim the wick to ¼ inch before each burn
  • Allow the wax to melt to the edges on the first burn to prevent tunneling
  • Never leave a burning candle unattended
  • Keep away from drafts, children, and pets

Perfect For

  • The friend who's always down for an adventure, a bad idea, or both
  • Living rooms, home bars, and anywhere the good stories happen
  • Gifting — the most relatable gift for birthdays, girls' trips, bachelorette parties, and anyone who lives life for the story

Part of the Funny Line — candles that say what you're thinking, smell like something worth talking about, and make the best gifts in the room.

Free shipping on orders over $150 Exclusive access to new arrivals Returns for store credit on eligible items within 14 days

Why Knotty and Board

What makes our home decor and furniture different

01

Signature Selection

Our rigorous five-step vetting process filters out the generic to bring you only the most distinctive pieces.

02

Bench-Made Quality

We source durable, high-grade upholstery crafted right here in North Carolina for superior longevity.

03

Professional Guidance

Our team provides the design expertise you need to anticipate needs and build a cohesive home.

04

Lasting Style

Focusing on timeless silhouettes rather than fleeting trends ensures your home stays stylish for years.

Achieve a Pinterest-perfect home hand-selected effortlessly with gorgeous decor & our custom North Carolina upholstery.

What customers say

Real home decor and furniture owners.

I’ve found just the right dining room table decor, the perfect floor lamp, and my favorite picture frames there.

James

Best interior store we have seen in a while. Just the style we were looking for.

Kate

They have a range of home goods and gifts (some at very affordable prices!)

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How we work.

We vet North Carolina manufacturers to source bench-made upholstery and unique accents. Our team hand-selects every piece, ensuring it meets high standards for durability and style before it reaches your door.

We only buy real wood furniture (hence our name) to ensure a quality you can trust.

Why Knotty and Board

Why choose home decor and furniture.

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Signature Selection
Bench-Made Quality
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Lasting Style
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Knotty and Board Big Box
Signature Selection
Bench-Made Quality
Professional Guidance
Lasting Style
Free shipping $150
Money-back guarantee Returns for store credit on eligible it…

The home you have always envisioned

Imagine a living area where every texture and frame feels intentional. You deserve a polished environment that reflects your refined taste without the headache of endless searching.

Questions, answered.

We accept returns for store credit on eligible items within 14 days of purchase, provided they are in original, unused condition.

Orders over $150 ship for free. We prioritize safe, efficient handling to ensure your decor and gifts arrives ready for your space. We will ship within 2 business days so you will receive your product quickly. Furniture is excluded from free shipping.

We source high-grade, durable upholstery from North Carolina manufacturers and vetted vendors known for superior craftsmanship and lasting reliability.

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Our team offers expert design insights to help you select pieces that work harmoniously within your existing home layout.