{"product_id":"how-not-to-become-a-crotchety-old-man","title":"How Not To Become A Crotchety Old Man","description":"\u003cp\u003eA hilarious, heartfelt guide for every man who’s determined to age with grace, humor, and a minimum of grumpiness — \u003cstrong\u003eHow Not To Become A Crotchety Old Man\u003c\/strong\u003e is the perfect gift for the man in your life who’s fighting the good fight against curmudgeonhood.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePacked with witty wisdom, gentle reminders, and laugh-out-loud observations, this compact little book is a celebration of staying young at heart no matter what the calendar says. A brilliant birthday gift, Father’s Day pick, or stocking stuffer for any man with a sense of humor about getting older.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePaperback, approx. 5 x 5 inches\u003c\/strong\u003e – compact and giftable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWitty, warm, and laugh-out-loud funny\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect for birthdays, Father’s Day, and holiday gifting\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA gentle reminder that attitude is everything\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFor any man determined to age with humor and grace\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eGetting older is mandatory. Being crotchety is optional.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Simon \u0026 Schuster","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55412031127720,"sku":"9780740739521","price":10.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0747\/3168\/4008\/files\/exq2hoaijqhpaeepohdc.jpg?v=1775791595","url":"https:\/\/shopknottyandboard.com\/products\/how-not-to-become-a-crotchety-old-man","provider":"Knotty and Board","version":"1.0","type":"link"}